Corny justifications.

Braces cost $3,000, cause agonizing pain for two years, chafe the insides of your mouth, require acrobatics to clean, and even after all that you must continue to wear retainers every night for fifty years until you finally reach the sweet, sweet release of dentures, all just to keep your teeth starlet-straight and snaggle-free. Is all that pain and effort and money worth it?

corn on the cobcob with no corn

Yep.

“Peaches & Cream” bicolor corn from the farmer’s market. My teeth glided through row after row quicker than a typewriter. It’s not prime corn season yet, but at three husk-covered bundles of milky joy for a dollar, I won’t complain.

Cost of three perfectly eaten ears of sweet corn for breakfast: $3,001.

2 thoughts on “Corny justifications.

  1. ouch. I was lucky enough not to have any corn-on-the-cob eating days interrupted.

    Loving the blog! Keep it up!

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