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Early Christmas gift: googly Greek Yogurt Spaghetti.

You will always find the following at your local Salvation Army thrift store:

1) A dusty Graniteware roasting pan, circa 1978, with or without matching lid.
2) Replica poultry, circa 1956.
3) Something with googly eyes, circa “No era’s not a good era for googly eyes.”

I just happened to have been unsuccessfully hunting for vintage silverware at The Salvation Army the same day that my mailman delivered a surprise gift from a friend: I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, by Amy Sedaris, famed cupcake baker and cheese ball maker. After finishing the surprisingly heavy book in two days, I can guarantee that you will find the following inside:

Googly Greek Yogurt Spaghetti1) Dusty Graniteware roasting pans.
2) Replica poultry in plastic and ceramic.
3) Lots of things with googly eyes.

The book is hysterically, dementedly, determinedly tacky and five times more politically incorrect than anything Anthony Bourdain has published under his real name. Rather than use food stylists, it looks as if Sedaris hunted down the original and partially deceased photography staff of vintage Jell-O cookbooks. In between her advice on gifts for gypsies (“It’s not your fault” lice comb), being a good guest (“Keep your parasites to yourself”), and children’s party games (“JR. CAT BURGLAR: Lock the children out of the house and see if they can break in”), she provides helpful advice that reveals a genuine love of food and entertaining. Send children’s party invitations through the mail, she suggests, because children love receiving mail addressed to them. If you throw a dinner party, serve dinner right away to keep people from leaving right after dinner and ending the party early. Then there are the many many recipes, disorganized and sparely written, yet oozing the same tested authenticity that oozes from your grand-aunt’s tattered favorites, except with more pictures of pine cones with googly eyes.

The spaghetti recipe caught my googly eye (just the left one) because it uses yogurt, something I haven’t tried on pasta. Also, I dissed onions last week even though caramelized onion have to be one of my top five favorite ingredients (I feel a future post coming on…). The sweet browned onions, creamy yogurt, and buttery pine nuts give the illusion of eating something as rich as Alfredo without the consequences, although this dish isn’t exactly light either. The recipe has been scaled down to feed two generously or three lightly. The photograph shows one of two servings on a standard dinner plate.

Notes on the photograph: We actually use that napkin holder. Somebody, don’t know who, made it for us, don’t know when. Since nobody’s sure if she’s dead yet, we haven’t replaced it. You can’t go randomly offending napkin-holder-making ladies, they might be important or have you in their will or something. Besides, it serves its purpose; napkin-dispensing shouldn’t cost more than the napkins dispensed, at least not until you strike gold with the napkin-holder-making-lady inheritance. I don’t know where that cat came from either. When it’s not camping up food photography, its main job is containing paper clips. And that plate is chipped, I promise.

GOOGLY GREEK YOGURT SPAGHETTI
Adapted from I Like You, by Amy Sedaris who was in turn—
Inspired by The Glorious Foods of Greece, by Diane Kochilas
Makes 2-3 servings

Ingredients:
· 2-3 Tablespoons olive oil
· 2 large onions, coarsely diced
· 6 ounces uncooked spaghetti
· 1 cup Greek yogurt or yogurt cheese (see note below)
· 3 ounces coarsely grated Kefalotiri or other salty hard cheese such as Romano or Parmesan, divided in half
· 4 Tablespoons toasted pine nuts
· Salt to taste
· Chopped parsley to garnish

1) Heat the oil in a medium skillet over medium-high heat and add the onions. Fry the onions, stirring constantly, until they darken a shade and begin to dry out. Drop the heat to medium-low and continue stirring frequently until the onions are caramel-colored. The whole process may take half an hour, but don’t rush it, and don’t let the onions burn! Cover the pan, remove pan from heat, and set aside. (You may want to start the water boiling for the pasta when the onions look almost ready.)

2) Boil the spaghetti in salted water. While the pasta cooks, stir the yogurt into the onions. When the spaghetti is nearly al dente, ladle 3 tablespoons of the hot pasta water to the yogurt-onion mixture to thin it a bit. Stir, then mix in the pine nuts and half the cheese. Reserve another extra half cup of the pasta water just in case.

3) Drain the pasta. Dump the hot noodles into the pan with the onions and stir until spaghetti is thoroughly coated, adding more pasta water as needed to thin the sauce, keeping in mind that the pasta will thicken a bit as it cools. Taste and adjust for salt.

4) Serve on warmed plates and sprinkle with the reserved cheese and the parsley.

Note: If you can’t find Greek yogurt (like me, sigh), drain 2 cups of plain, unflavored, unsweetened yogurt through a yogurt cheese maker or a colander or sieve lined with several layers of cheesecloth. Place the colander over a bowl in the fridge for at least 12 hours, 24 if possible. This may not work well if your yogurt has been heavily fortified with gelatin. In my experience, moderate amounts of pectin don’t seem to cause problems.

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10 Comments on “Early Christmas gift: googly Greek Yogurt Spaghetti.”

  1. Jessie Says:

    Oddly enough, the largely Hispanic produce market across from our local Jewel-Osco also has an interesting variety of Greek grocery items, Greek yoghurt (like Nigella would say it, all rich and sassylike) being one of them. So I shall try this recipe before Christmas.

    Also, my Aunt Barb has one of those house napkin holders! And I went to my local thrift store yesterday and saw every single one of the items on your list, not to mention many, many ugly Christmas items.

  2. Annie Says:

    Jessie: Wait a minute. Are you saying that the napkin holder may not be homemade? What a rip! You know, I should check the Hispanic markets, thanks. The Middle Eastern market yielded nothing, but it never occurred to me that the Mexican grocer might have it. Huh.

  3. Jessie Says:

    Not at all! It is 100% homemade, just like Barb’s was. What I’m saying is: Midwestern women love making those things out of kits. And for some reason or another, they all love making the trim around the windows brown. Bwuh?

    I think I’m going to try kickin’ that spaghetti on Friday and carb-load before I get on a plane early Saturday morning. Also, I’m going to make that cauliflower and pea stir fry that’s on the back of the January Fine Cooking. That looks AWESOME.

  4. Annie Says:

    Jessie: Yay for googly spaghetti! By the way, it looks nothing like Sedaris’ picture of the dish–she left out stuff, like the onions, the pine nuts, and, it appears, the yogurt. I guess they weren’t going for fidelity. Oh, and I made that same cauliflower dish, it was tasty and quick.

  5. Jesska Says:

    I totally bought an old metal roasting pan at GoodWill two weeks ago that is perfect for roasting small chickens….oh, and it came WITH the lid. Woot! This post is too funny, and the sketti looks yummy. Can’t wait to try this one…thanks for the recipe!

  6. Annie Says:

    Jesska: I have one of those ancient roasters collecting dust in the basement too. I think everybody does!

  7. Rachel Says:

    Great review of this book! It too find it hysterical in a wierd way. I was highly amused by the lumber jack chapter and kind of disgusted by the girls night in chapter. I think the funniest parts were all her spot cleaning suggestions in each chapter!

  8. Annie Says:

    Rachel: I found parts hysterical, and other parts did drag, but I appreciated the genuine recipes all throughout.

  9. anxiety Says:

    I just tried your recipe today and wanted to say thank you, because it was really tasty! :)

  10. Annie Says:

    anxiety: Glad you liked it! In fact, I’m kind of in the mood for it now.