Blindsided by a cake on Route Nuptial.

I’m sorry that I’ve been neglecting the blog. Several planned posts flew out the window when my brother recently announced that he will marry this fall, wants us to help commemorate his new life with a wonderful woman with whom he’ll have children and grow old, yadda yadda. The point is that the couple has asked me to bake the wedding cake. In my recently formed opinion, the wedding cake is the single most important part of the big day. In fact, Webster’s (probably) defines a wedding as “n. A grand celebration involving a beautiful cake and at least one fork.” Sometimes I hold weddings late at night after a long day of baking. You may be having a wedding right now.

Despite ownership of a cake decorating kit, five decorating spatulas, and Rose Levy Beranbaum’s The Cake Bible, I am not a cake decorator. I know the difference between royal icing, gum paste, and fondant, but I have never worked with any of them. I and most of my eaters prefer our cakes unadorned. We’re a simple people. Actually we’re an impatient people. Waiting for a cake to cool just to put stuff on it seems like a waste of perfectly good cake-eating time. [Pictured: Chambord French buttercream]

Chambord buttercream

Here’s a list of what I know how to do:

•  Bake a delicious cake

Here’s a list of what I don’t know how to do:

•  Bake a delicious big cake
•  Ice a cake to a perfectly smooth finish
•  Pipe anything
•  Form anything
•  Store a big cake
•  Transport a big cake
•  Make a cake pretty. Really pretty.

Six books and 50 web sites later I have my bearings now. Those bearing are What the heck was I thinking? and What’s the best way to fake a car accident if the cake goes in the pooper? Did you know that sites on how to make your own wedding cake outnumber the sites on how to fake your own car accident? Shocking. I’ve already baked four practice cakes for tasting, honing recipes, and mastering techniques. Two of those cakes went to my mother. The strain is starting to show.

Me: Are you out of cake yet?
Mom: Almost.
Me: What kind do you want this time?
Mom: I don’t want any more cake.
Me: But…but…
Mom: I can’t eat cake all the time.
Me: How about chocolate? I haven’t made chocolate yet.
Mom: Sometimes you need a break from cake.
Me: But…but…

I’m honored that the couple have confidence, faked or otherwise, in my ability to create the wedding cake of their dreams. Considering that the crowning achievement of my artistic ability to date is a brain I drew on a transparency for a freshman high school biology class presentation on autism, that means I’ll be relying solely on practice and determination (and imitation). I apologize in advance for the disproportionate number of cake posts and cake pics that I may be posting. Not only do I have to practice, I have to start eating everything we have in our refrigerator and freezers in order to make room for wedding cake component storage. This cake will be the most important thing I have made in my kitchen to date. I hope you don’t mind coming along for the buttery ride.

Sata, or Grilled fish & coconut in banana leaves, or Admit it, you’ve always wanted to put fish in a blender.

A friend in the market for a new computer e-mailed to inquire about technical specifications on SATA hard drives and new types of RAM. I did some research and sent her my findings along with this fact: “According to Wikipedia, SATA is ‘a traditional dish from the Malaysian state of Terengganu, consisting of spiced fish meat wrapped in banana leaves and cooked on a grill.'” While this information did nothing to help her choose a new computer we both agreed that 1) it sounded delicious, 2) I should make it as soon as possible, and 3) I had to blog about it because 4) nothing could be more geeky than making a food because it has the same name as a type of hard drive.

“Now I just need a recipe, some fish, seasonings, banana leaves, and a grill,” I wrote. “How hard could it be? I mean, Terengganuans do it all the time, right?” Well aside from my one advantage (tradition wouldn’t keep me from using a food processor instead of pounding the fish), it was hard for at least five reasons.

Sata1) Google was supposed to gush a waterfall of recipes in English. It didn’t. Fortunately, Malaysian food blog masak-masak provided a great recipe along with some background on this popular regional street food. Please visit her post on sata.

2) Banana trees do not conveniently drop their leaves all over Illinois for your sata. My Asian grocer sold me a package of frozen banana leaves that Terengganuans would likely mock me for using were I not positive that my Terengganuan readership is very low.

3) Illinois is not surrounded by fertile seas yielding fresh mackerel. If sata featured corn wrapped in banana leaves and grilled I would have been so set. Mackerel is so perishable that it never appears in my town. Even frozen mackerel requires a special trek to Chicago. As it turned out, my local fishmonger special ordered five pounds of fresh mackerel just for me. I didn’t know I could do that. Sata taught me something!

Sata on the grill4) Turmeric leaf? Turmeric leaf? I didn’t even try. Finding fresh turmeric is nearly impossible; finding turmeric leaf requires a genie. No way I was driving three hours to Chicago to comb Malaysian neighborhoods and Devon Avenue in search of a leaf. If I ever find fresh turmeric I will plant it and hope for leaves. Until then, I’m sorry Terengganu, but there will be no turmeric leaf in my sata.

5) When I ordered my mackerel it was a balmy 65 degrees. By the time I made the sata yesterday the temperature dropped to 30 with a wind chill of 8. I tried to go for a walk and turned back when I couldn’t feel my face. Do Terengganuans risk frostbite for sata? Probably not.

Bit of sataYet somehow I did it, I made sata. I chose to go with the square packets pictured in this Malaysia Best article instead of cones so that the fish would cook more evenly, the folding would be easier, and I wouldn’t have to skewer anything. While sticks do make food more fun I felt I’d already expended an awful lot of effort on this project. Pureeing the raw fish, a new experience, encouraged me to consider the merits of vegetarianism. That stopped when the coconutty charred banana fragrance hit my nose and the spicy chilies did their usual tongue dance. Sata is good! I’m sure it can’t compare to the local treat but it delighted me nonetheless. I hope to find a turmeric leaf so that I can make it properly one day.

My friend: “This could be a whole series for you. Next you could try cooking a ram.”

Me: “Please don’t plant ideas in my head.”

Hmm. Roasted ram…

SATA (GRILLED FISH & COCONUT IN BANANA LEAVES)
Adapted from masak-masak
Makes about 8 packets

Despite the title of this post I don’t recommend a blender for this very thick mixture, but if that’s all you have, go for it. A food processor will make life much easier. I left the skin on because that’s where most of the precious omega-3 fatty acids are; you really don’t notice the skin once it’s blended and grilled. If you choose to go skinless, weigh the fish without the skin. There are high mercury level warnings on king mackerel so I would avoid that variety in favor of the more common smaller varieties. The folding instructions are neither rocket science nor set in stone; consider them guidance.

· Banana leaves, thawed if frozen
· 5 shallots
· 2 cloves garlic
· 1 1-inch chunk of ginger (I don’t bother peeling it)
· 1 turmeric leaf (if you can find/grow it)
· 1 1/2 teaspoons Kosher or sea salt (less if using table salt)
· 1 teaspoon or more sugar (optional)
· 1 teaspoon or more ground chilies
· 1 pound (450g) cleaned, boned, beheaded mackerel, chopped into 2-inch pieces
· 1 packed cup (150g) grated coconut (not desiccated or sweetened), fresh or thawed frozen
· 2 small red chilies (more if you like it hot), sliced

1) Preheat your grill to medium. Rinse your banana leaves well; you don’t know where they’ve been. Cut out about 8 rectangles roughly 8 by 10 inches. If your leaves are smaller or larger you can make smaller or larger parcels, don’t worry about it. Set aside.

2) Roughly chop the shallots, garlic, ginger, and turmeric leaf and pulse in a food processor along with the salt, sugar, and ground chilies. Pulse until the ingredients are minced and no chunks remain.

3) Add the fish and process until meat is almost completely pureed. Add coconut and process until mixture is well mixed and pasty, scraping sides as needed.

4) Lay down a banana leaf rectangle. Patch any cracks by laying spare strips of banana leaf over them. Using a disher or a half-cup measure, put about 1/2 cup of the fish mixture in the center of the leaf. Scatter on as many sliced chilies as you’d like (see picture 2 below). Fold one long side over the mixture, then fold the other side to overlap it like a folded business letter (see picture 3 below). Fold the remaining sides in a similar fashion to make a slightly rectangle packet (see picture 4 below; also see * note below). Gently squash the packet to distribute the fish mixture evenly. Set aside folded side down. Repeat with the rest of the leaves. You should have eight packets, more or less.

5) Brush packets with a little oil or spray them with cooking spray (optional, but I liked the insurance). Grill folded side down over a medium heat for 5-7 minutes. Flip and grill 5-7 minutes more. Leaves may open up a bit. The fat in the fish and the coconut will keep the mixture moist so err on the side of overdone rather than underdone. Eat hot. Sprinkle filling with salt before eating if it needs it. Leftovers reheat in the microwave very well in their convenient packets.

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Frozen banana leaves Mound of fish mixture

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First folds Finished packet

* This method produces a packet with many leaf layers on top and only one leaf layer on the bottom. That allows the grill flavor to penetrate the cracks in the banana leaf and in some case through holes that form, hence you see some browning on the filling in the very first picture above. That was an accidental but happy discovery. If you’d prefer a more evenly steamed fish like in the third picture above, flip the packet over before making the second and final pair of folds in order to protect each side of the packet with at least two layers of leaf.

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bullet Sata links
More on sata from Di Bawah Rang Ikang Kering.
Interesting long parcel style pictured here.