Bon Appegeek

As I see it, the problem with nature is that it’s natural. It’s hot, humid, and contains insects. For instance, there’s this shiny black bug that looks like a cross between a spider and a housefly. It twitches, skitters in circles, and jumps on you for fun, but only when you’re on [...]

You’ve probably read about the cookies by now. Perhaps you have questions.
Should I?
Yes.
When?
Now.
How many?
As many as possible. You know how many Cookie Monster might bake? Like, double that.
Eaten with what?
Are you a commie? Everybody knows that you eat chocolate chip cookies with ice-cold milk. Cow is traditional, but yak, goat, [...]

JOB SEARCH. These are two of the most miserable words in the English language. They make your stomach ooky and keep you from posting to your food blog as much as you used to. Before I started my job search, life was more idyllic, and the two most miserable words in the [...]